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Please regard the chart above - this is a very worrying development and it shows that by September there will be no real animals left in the UK - I haven't combined the figures for the plants and foliage yet but I suspect the results will be equally terrifying. Please go outside and try and get at least 5 animals a day, also
go and buy some gardening tools and dig up whatever green stuff you can find - I'm currently working real hard on some new safe tree and shrub designs - hope to have them up soon.
The animals outside the fence are getting very angry and viscous I keep having to climb up the ladder and fire a few shots from my air rifle at em, why won't they stop singing their songs, why must they drive me so crazy, this morning they were singing 'how deep is your love' by the Beegees - They need to realise that none of this emotional and emotive blackmail will work on me - I know their secret.